Lucky Guesses

Following current trends:

1) First off, Andy Warhol was wrong about everything. Everyone will not be famous for fifteen minutes. It's far worse. Everyone will THINK they're famous all the fucking time.

2) Cable TV will be all infomercials which everyone pays $600 a month to watch as an alternative to the internet which has been totally dominated by women posting cute dog and cat pictures and posting memes about how strong they are for (temporarily) leaving the "narcissist" they are still head over heels in love with.

3) Wars will be scheduled like Monday night football and the results will be just as rigged.

4) The food we eat will be so toxic you can die from grocery shopping, therefore peapod home delivery will be done by Amazon drones.

5) Everyone will be an Amazon partner which means we all slavishly work for Bezos.

6) The dollar will collapse and be entirely replaced by Bezos Bucks worth 8 cents in Amazon store credit. Shipping is still free for Prime customers who pay $300 a month and swear a blood oath.

7) Every single recreational drug will be legal but taxed so high “illicit” drug dealers still run the market. The real difference is their quality is better, price is cheaper, and the 10th purchase is half off with a full punch card.

8) Frequent flyer miles will expire before you are ever awarded them so they are only used by the rich to impress other rich people because they are as useful as a Faberge egg.

8) The word “mouse” will only be recognized as a midget clown sex worker which is all the rage because everything else is passe.

9) Republicans and Democrats alternate as President every four years after outlawing third parties in 2067, "just to keep things fair." We still vote but our votes don't really change anything, just like today. The Party in power claims that everything is much, much better now, while the Party out of power will claim the world is going to shit fast. Four years later they reverse their rhetoric. Nothing else changes... ever, also just like today.

10) Independence Hall burned down in 2076 supposedly caused by Climate Change. The original copy of the Constitution was lost and "no one knows what those words read" even though you can still find word for word text of "the Document" which are dismissed as conspiracy "Fake Docs" published by White Males.

11) Goats and goat products will be impossible to find after the IPCC black listed them as top CO2 producers. They were renamed “Bearded Sheep” to avoid draconian taxation.

12) Cops won't exist anymore. Everyone will be “troned” (you'll have to wait to figure out what I'm talking about) a computer generated random charge which you can either pay over 10 to 20 years at 13% to 30% depending on your Amazon account status or you can pay a lawyer who will get you a better deal, assuming you are a subscriber to Amazon Law.

13) China makes EVERYTHING including American children, which are actually Mexican knock ups... er... offs. Something about labor costs.

That's what I got.

PS- Still no flying cars... The skies are packed with drones.