Wisdom of the Prophet Book 4

A Mouthful of more Mumblings from the Ether...











1. Jesus did what He talked about but today most Christians just talk about what He did. We have become the Church of Ladocia.

2. We are still building pyramids for the pharaohs.

3. I love the Books of Paul, but I live the Book of James.

4. You can always get a better view by cutting the heads off anyone before you.

5. We are them and they are us.

6. We will all go up together. Not a single seed will be lost.

7. I'll leave the last words to God which will sound 
something like, "Be Perfect for I am Perfect." Then we all shall be. Oops! I forgot to say, "spoiler alert".

8. To understand a component you must understand its function in the system of which it is an integral part. To understand a system you must understand its intended purpose. The difficulty lays in determining if the failure is component or systemic. Human nature invariably prejudices us into replacing components rather than questioning a system or its intended purpose.

9. Don't fear the reaper.

10. It's not "Do what thou will", Mr. Crowley. It's "Do what you can".

11. God works in straight forward ways, we're just confused which makes them look mysterious.

12. Work your way through a problem. Work your way around an obstacle.

13. Never get involved in a ground war in Asia.

14. Russians make poor hostages.

15. He who argues with a woman has already lost.

16. Children are the only perfect product that can be produced by completely unskilled labor.

17. If God's name is really Jehovah why is there no J (jay) sound in the Hebrew language?

18. Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the serpent, and the Serpent never testified.

19. We are made in the image of God, but we do not have the Nature of God. We have the form, but we are the hollow and shadow of the function.

20. As we stare out into the night sky misty eyed, slack jawed, and terrified at the expanding vastness of space we forget that all this, all of everything, is but an infinitesimal speck within the bosom of infinitely powerful and infinitely loving God.

21. Remember how you struggled with problems in school that seemed so difficult, but they were just learning exercises? They weren't real problems. They were meant to teach. This is how God sees the problems we face in our daily lives. It's not punishment, it's an education.

22. When people are trying to get you, it's not paranoia if it's true.

23. In the economy, fear the Boom.

24. There are only two types of people in this world; those who when you mention a radioactive spider think of a radioactive spider, and then there are those who think of something else.

25. The hardest thing to change in the world is your mind.

26. When one is set apart from the crowd, they become a target.

27. Keep everything local.

28. My invisible wookie lives mostly on imagination, and once in a while those kids that show up on the back of milk cartons. He knows he has a problem. He's working on it.

29. I still like Ike.

30. Why do pound cakes only weigh twelve ounces now?

31. Everything worth having is expensive, unavailable, or the wrong size.

32. When my life flashes before my eyes, it's a series of bad haircuts followed by male pattern baldness.

33. Yes, I really love you.

34. Think for yourself, and allow others the same courtesy.

35. If others can tell you what to do or not do with your own body, then you are a slave. For if we do not own ourselves, we can have no rights at all.

36. Jefferson was right.

37. They say, "alcohol and pregnancy don't mix", but as far as I can tell, it's a direct cause and effect relationship.

38. If you see me, let me know.

39. Spend more time wondering at the world and less time worrying about it.

40. Everyone is flawed, everything is imperfect, but that will change.

41. That's all folks!