1. I get to decide whether I want bacon or sausage with my eggs, everything else I leave to Corporate.
2. God does not need your help, you need His.
3. Never confuse your want with a need or a need with a right.
4. Tuna tasted better before they took the dolphin out of it.
5. Genius + Arrogance = Fool.
6. Medicine happens between a doctor and a patient all else is superfluous.
7. Happiness is internally generated.
8. Attention deficit disorder is merely the symptom of a poorly trained mind.
9. Human beings are identified and unified as children of God.
10. Seven thousand years ago people were as smart as we are now, just less complicated.
11. Polygamy was instituted by man, not prescribed by God.
12. People are often oblivious to the obvious.
13. Direct pressure causes or stops the bleeding, it's a matter of how it is applied.
14. Evolution is not supported by the fossil record.
15. The best weather forecaster cannot tell you what the weather will be in 30 days, but the average climate scientist will claim to know what the weather will be in 30 years.
16. Professional wrestling is neither.
17. Human beings cannot effectively multi-task, but we can focus well.
18. I believe that mental illness exists but I know that psychiatry has no cures.
19. Motives and actions carry equal weight.
20. Randomness is an illusion.
21. Progress and regress are often confused intentionally.
22. If you are willing to compromise on principles, you don't have any.
23. Democracy is mob rule.
24. Voting is tacit approval that a system of government is valid, and the inverse is also true.
25. Kangaroos make poor houseguests.
26. The most impassioned arguments happen between two sides that are wrong.
27. Attendance at Friday night bingo is inversely proportional to the availability of viagra.
28. In time, all governments fall and the people remain.
29. If no on a will give you a job, make one.
30. We are all blinded by the darkness.
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