Wisdom of the Prophet Book 5

Another heaping helping of mumblings from the ether...

1. The Apostle Paul wrote, "If God is for us, who can be against us?", the key to understanding this and most everything else is there is only One team.
2. When a woman is crying it's usually over a man. When a man is crying it's usually over himself. So, I suppose men are the root cause of most tears.
3. All mankind came from one man and one woman, and they came from One God. What does this mean? None have claim to royal blood and all have claim to Divine origin.
4. Love is the force that bonds everyone together, and faith is the power that keeps them moving forward.
5. Animal crackers are vegetarian.
6. Disco will rightfully be remembered as the Dark Age of pop music.
7. If human beings have irrevocably destroyed our environment by the choices we have made, then we can relate to Adam and Eve standing outside the gates of Eden.
8. I don't believe in coincidence, I believe in God.
9. Any idiot can break things and they do so with alarming regularity, while smart people break things at a marginally slower rate.
10. A computer model will predict anything it is programmed to produce given whatever data the programmer wishes. Garbage in = Garbage out.
11. One of the most overlooked attributes of God is that He always treats people better than they deserve.
12. We seldom consider that it is all our sins that brought us to here.
13. Genuinely liking people will make you happier one.
14. Memories can only be lost when they go unshared.
15. If you wear your heart on your sleeve, you have been mortally wounded.
16. If your life seems bad, thank God you weren't born as any character Woody Allen portrayed.
17. What do we know about the personal life of Jesus? Just about nothing. I guess even one of the most debated, scorned, beloved, accepted, and rejected people in human history is still entitled to have a private life.
18. Let me re-emphasize, I don't believe in coincidence, I believe in God.
19. Before bringing home a stray, make sure it's not a kangaroo.
20. History is written by the winners and op-ed columns by the losers.
21. Roy Rogers was a prophet.
22. Look at the bright side of healthcare costs, we'll all be six million dollar men soon.
23. Helen of Troy was kind of a slut, wasn't she?
24. Do not eat the yellow snow regardless of what species is there.
25. The bad part of Seattle is called Tacoma.
26. All things being equal, they aren't.
27. I can do math, too.
28. Creative writing allows for creative punctuation-sentence structuralism n' stuff.
29. Harold's my real life mythical hero and social pariah.
30. The wookie is my real friend, you're imaginary.