Burning Love

There was a man who wanted love
So he bought all he could earn
But then he discovered it made his
Urethra burn

So he went to the doc
And the doc gave him a shot
He said that's called clymidia
You're lucky that's all you got

So the man found a woman
And they fell in love, that's right
So now he doesn't scream
When he urinates at night.